Bessfobkop is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, bad-tempered fox.

Bessfobkop created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessfobkop, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bessfobkop, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bessfobkop's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bessfobkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill birds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never pour water over plants.