Hubzimzog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud gerbil.

Hubzimzog created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubzimzog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hubzimzog, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hubzimzog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hubzimzog's Holy Commandments

1. Hubzimzog loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hubzimzog.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hubzimzog.