Zincantaf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying hyena.

Zincantaf created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zincantaf, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zincantaf, it will refuse to believe in you.

Zincantaf's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Zincantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Zincantaf.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.