Bodqueegtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humane shrew.

Bodqueegtonk created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodqueegtonk, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodqueegtonk, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bodqueegtonk's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bodqueegtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Do not shave your head.