Gungumhat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying chicken.

Gungumhat created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gungumhat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gungumhat, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gungumhat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gungumhat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.