Nakarpfly is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful crane.

Nakarpfly created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakarpfly, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakarpfly, it will not care.

Nakarpfly's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nakarpfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not sit in public.