Yogquafgigbim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, two-faced chinchilla.

Yogquafgigbim created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogquafgigbim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yogquafgigbim, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yogquafgigbim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yogquafgigbim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yogquafgigbim's priests.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Run away from orange shrews, for they are unholy.