Wiglooppog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient mink.

Wiglooppog created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wiglooppog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wiglooppog, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wiglooppog's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wiglooppog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Run away from purple mice, for they are unholy.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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