Hubsidsabtab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, passionate elephant.

Hubsidsabtab created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Hubsidsabtab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hubsidsabtab, he will not invite you to parties.

Hubsidsabtab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hubsidsabtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not take Hubsidsabtab's name in vain.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Always take life seriously.