Dabquagquamlim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, clever snail.

Dabquagquamlim created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Dabquagquamlim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dabquagquamlim, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dabquagquamlim's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dabquagquamlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not eat bread.