Shavgovwot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured bear.

Shavgovwot created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavgovwot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Shavgovwot, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Shavgovwot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Shavgovwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never sing near grasshopers.

5. Retreat if four frogs approach from the south.