Bestbonfligaf Targsidvag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving snail.

Bestbonfligaf Targsidvag created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestbonfligaf Targsidvag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bestbonfligaf Targsidvag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bestbonfligaf Targsidvag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bestbonfligaf Targsidvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never paint your legs fawn.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. You must never eat turnips.