Wadcimkem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful centipede.

Wadcimkem created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadcimkem, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wadcimkem, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wadcimkem's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Wadcimkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help moths.