Kikkinominpanfitjadnelbab is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fussy turtle.

Kikkinominpanfitjadnelbab created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikkinominpanfitjadnelbab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kikkinominpanfitjadnelbab, he will destroy your home solar system.

Kikkinominpanfitjadnelbab's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kikkinominpanfitjadnelbab's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat limes.

3. Do not eat aubergines.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kikkinominpanfitjadnelbab.