Bodbudjam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent wombat.

Bodbudjam created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodbudjam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bodbudjam, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bodbudjam's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bodbudjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not cook food in pots.