Ratrotfed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent dove.

Ratrotfed created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratrotfed, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ratrotfed, it will turn you into a goat.

Ratrotfed's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Ratrotfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear magenta skirts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.