Bogzaggig Artnanapp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful duck.

Bogzaggig Artnanapp created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogzaggig Artnanapp, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogzaggig Artnanapp, he will not care.

Bogzaggig Artnanapp's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Bogzaggig Artnanapp's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bogzaggig Artnanapp.

2. Never feed oranges to tapirs while wearing gray corsets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.