Stragpod is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair wren.

Stragpod created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragpod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stragpod, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stragpod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Stragpod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three badgers approach from the south.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not kill swans.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Stragpod.

5. Worship no other gods but Stragpod.