Narlnanzed Gunfabrakhit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish dragonfly.

Narlnanzed Gunfabrakhit created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlnanzed Gunfabrakhit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narlnanzed Gunfabrakhit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Narlnanzed Gunfabrakhit's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Narlnanzed Gunfabrakhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Worship no other gods but Narlnanzed Gunfabrakhit.

5. Never bounce near frogs.