Ranyog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, moody grasshopper.

Ranyog created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranyog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranyog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Ranyog's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Ranyog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never run near badgers.