Ruldumdussxinfedkendam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, loving human.

Ruldumdussxinfedkendam created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruldumdussxinfedkendam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ruldumdussxinfedkendam, it will turn you into a worm.

Ruldumdussxinfedkendam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ruldumdussxinfedkendam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ruldumdussxinfedkendam first in all things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Erect four carbon sculptures of Ruldumdussxinfedkendam on top of important buildings.