Fatcibapp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, irritating sheep.

Fatcibapp created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatcibapp, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fatcibapp, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fatcibapp's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fatcibapp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never paint your arms mauve.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Fatcibapp's name in vain.