Wanvagvog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind fish.

Wanvagvog created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wanvagvog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wanvagvog, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wanvagvog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wanvagvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never talk about amino acids.