Tagdissflab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered jackal.

Tagdissflab created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagdissflab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tagdissflab, he will boil you in a big pot.

Tagdissflab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tagdissflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Never feed bananas to swans while wearing blue shorts.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never write about amino acids.