Stafgepcad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm bat.

Stafgepcad created dark energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafgepcad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stafgepcad, it will cry a lot.

Stafgepcad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Stafgepcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head fawn.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.