Hugwikdid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, effective meerkat.

Hugwikdid created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Hugwikdid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hugwikdid, it will not invite you to parties.

Hugwikdid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Hugwikdid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Never feed grapes to seals while wearing white stockings.

5. Do not chop down trees.