Nigfobsak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody newt.

Nigfobsak created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigfobsak, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nigfobsak, it will be very unhappy.

Nigfobsak's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nigfobsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never wear magenta kilts.