Ragomtvag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless manatee.

Ragomtvag created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragomtvag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragomtvag, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Ragomtvag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Ragomtvag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.