Riphugvan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful narwhal.

Riphugvan created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riphugvan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Riphugvan, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Riphugvan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Riphugvan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six seals approach from the east.

2. Run away if nine foxes approach from the west.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Riphugvan.

4. Never feed aubergines to aardvarks while wearing mauve shorts.

5. Do not make images of living things.