Mutnartjip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered snake.

Mutnartjip created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mutnartjip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mutnartjip, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mutnartjip's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mutnartjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.