Arflikontsitmapkap is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet human.

Arflikontsitmapkap created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arflikontsitmapkap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Arflikontsitmapkap, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Arflikontsitmapkap's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Arflikontsitmapkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Hide if nine foxes approach from the south.

3. Never sit near doves.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Never bounce in the presence of nematodes.