Rakmuthadhogyamlabflowquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful crane.

Rakmuthadhogyamlabflowquaf created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakmuthadhogyamlabflowquaf, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rakmuthadhogyamlabflowquaf, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rakmuthadhogyamlabflowquaf's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rakmuthadhogyamlabflowquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about dolphins.

5. Always help sick mites.