Rilomtkin Dutgephun Cimarf is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring dryad.

Rilomtkin Dutgephun Cimarf created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rilomtkin Dutgephun Cimarf, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rilomtkin Dutgephun Cimarf, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rilomtkin Dutgephun Cimarf's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rilomtkin Dutgephun Cimarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Always obey Rilomtkin Dutgephun Cimarf's priests.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.