Tunlargcem is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate dolphin.

Tunlargcem created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Tunlargcem, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tunlargcem, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tunlargcem's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tunlargcem's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never bounce in the presence of swans.