Nurtmegdot is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, pitiless troll.

Nurtmegdot created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtmegdot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nurtmegdot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nurtmegdot's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nurtmegdot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Always help sheep.

5. Do not covet oxen.