Pignellbot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered lizard.

Pignellbot created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pignellbot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pignellbot, he will not invite you to parties.

Pignellbot's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Pignellbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pignellbot's priests.

2. Always help doves.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must pray to Pignellbot nine times a day.