Jadfonwee is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, contented badger.

Jadfonwee created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadfonwee, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadfonwee, he will turn you into a rat.

Jadfonwee's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jadfonwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.