Metwitarf is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring jackal.

Metwitarf created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Metwitarf, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Metwitarf, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Metwitarf's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Metwitarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Do not take Metwitarf's name in vain.