Jigyarven is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, two-faced snake.

Jigyarven created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigyarven, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jigyarven, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jigyarven's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Jigyarven's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. You must love Jigyarven.

5. Do not eat pineapples.