Nuttbatvag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, almighty centipede.

Nuttbatvag created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbatvag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nuttbatvag, she will not care at all.

Nuttbatvag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nuttbatvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide from white seals for they are unholy.