Milgepbad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, strong cat.

Milgepbad created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milgepbad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Milgepbad, he will be very sad.

Milgepbad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Milgepbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.