Davpidhen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking narwhal.

Davpidhen created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davpidhen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Davpidhen, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Davpidhen's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Davpidhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Hide from brown pigs for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Davpidhen's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.