Tailyarnel is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome alligator.

Tailyarnel created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailyarnel, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tailyarnel, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tailyarnel's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tailyarnel's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Always help sick snails.