Honwan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental tapir.

Honwan created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honwan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Honwan, he will manifest in front of you.

Honwan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Honwan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five squirrels approach from the north.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat green fruit.