Pidbomtip is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, blissful centipede.

Pidbomtip created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pidbomtip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pidbomtip, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pidbomtip's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pidbomtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pidbomtip.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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