Migdibzimmat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, ill-tempered goose.

Migdibzimmat created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migdibzimmat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Migdibzimmat, he will strike you with lightening.

Migdibzimmat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Migdibzimmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always obey Migdibzimmat's priests.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.