Dubtandun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, staggering dog.

Dubtandun created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubtandun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dubtandun, she will turn you into a slug.

Dubtandun's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dubtandun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dubtandun.

2. Dubtandun loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Always help sick horses.