Dim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, loving raccoon.

Dim created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dim, it will not care.

Dim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Dim loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.