Popsanken is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong cobra.

Popsanken created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Popsanken, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Popsanken, she will turn you into a worm.

Popsanken's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Popsanken's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Hide from mauve badgers for they are unholy.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Popsanken loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

5. Never sing in the presence of geese.