Bonsagkomlarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish butterfly.

Bonsagkomlarp created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonsagkomlarp, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bonsagkomlarp, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bonsagkomlarp's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bonsagkomlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never paint your face fawn.

3. Do not kill geese.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.